Loan sent me this. Cuối tuần này, nếu có người lỡ quá chén thì biết nên phải nói gì cho phải. 
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending a party. He didn't remember how he go home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered is he had done something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he seen was a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them , a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries for your favorite dinner tonight." "I love you, darling! Love. Jillian!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning paper. His son was also eating at the table.
Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it and then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, Why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bed room, and when she started to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!!"
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending a party. He didn't remember how he go home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered is he had done something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he seen was a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them , a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries for your favorite dinner tonight." "I love you, darling! Love. Jillian!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning paper. His son was also eating at the table.
Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it and then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, Why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bed room, and when she started to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirin $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time ..... "PRICELESS!"
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirin $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time ..... "PRICELESS!"
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Và mấy bà thì dể bị mờ mắt!
hihihi, dzậy mới có chuyện để nói chớ!
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